Lady Whistledown
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EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE. EXTRAORDINARY NEWS.
Dearest Gentle Reader,
It is with great anticipation and delight that I extend to you an invitation most grand. You are cordially summoned to partake in the stupendous 40th birthday celebration of
Mr. Matthew David Zaslow—an affair certain to be the toast of the season.
Date: Tuesday, the 17th of February, 2026
Time: Eight o’clock in the evening
Location: The fair city of Los Angeles (precise venue to be revealed in due course).
As this most splendid occasion warrants only the finest of attire and the most distinguished of company, this invitation is sent precisely one year in advance, allowing ample time for the creation of your most resplendent ensembles and the securing of travel arrangements befitting such a momentous gathering.
It is said that time waits for no one, but rest assured, this event shall be worth the wait. Mark your calendars, prepare your finest silks and jewels, and stay ever watchful—scandal and spectacle are sure to abound.
With great expectation,
Lady Whistledown